shampoo for my real friends
real poo for my sham friends
(via slydigger)
can I get lmaoyonnaise on that roflwich
that will be 3 extra lollars
(Source: ouijasquiji, via nighthooker)
hey kids! lets play a game!! what starts with f and ends in uck?
firetruck
no it was fuck welcome to the real world son
(via awkwardvagina)
Nobody knows what a nose goes is anymore #LostFaith