In Order To Be [Together] You Have [To][Get][Her]

australiansanta:

if an iguana smokes weed is it called a mariguana

(via nighthooker)

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2 weeks ago

tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

(via slydigger)

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Posted
2 weeks ago

32chainz:

octupac:

can I get lmaoyonnaise on that roflwich

that will be 3 extra lollars

(Source: ouijasquiji, via nighthooker)

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2 weeks ago

wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

(via slydigger)

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Posted
2 weeks ago

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(via majortwink)

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Posted
3 weeks ago

crywonk:

averytare:

man girls are gorgeous

alright this could mean one of two things

Grammars a bitch ..

(via nighthooker)

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3 weeks ago

terezipyroope:

aradiamegid0rk:

terezipyroope:

hey kids! lets play a game!! what starts with f and ends in uck?

firetruck

no it was fuck welcome to the real world son

(via awkwardvagina)

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70881
Posted
3 weeks ago

Nobody knows what a nose goes is anymore #LostFaith

Posted
1 month ago